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janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

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funky-spock:

kniightmare:

nani is queen

see also: how to sister

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
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(Source: replicant)

Photo 29 Jul 5 notes gandalfstolethetardis:

Guys this is what happens when you turn me loose in a pop culture store

gandalfstolethetardis:

Guys this is what happens when you turn me loose in a pop culture store

Photo 29 Jul 520,016 notes girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

(Source: sickpage)

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(Source: james-catsby)

Photo 29 Jul 56,139 notes titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

i WILL reblog this every time i see it on my dash.

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

i WILL reblog this every time i see it on my dash.

Photo 29 Jul 198,377 notes postcardsfromspace:

tumblingkadri:

cannibaliza:

camwyn:

cookienun:

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

It’s 2014, you could swallow the data value of the library of alexandria at this point, hell give it enough time you can fart reading rainbows

I love the idea of technological progress being measured in terms of how much civilization one can accidentally eat.

postcardsfromspace:

tumblingkadri:

cannibaliza:

camwyn:

cookienun:

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

It’s 2014, you could swallow the data value of the library of alexandria at this point, hell give it enough time you can fart reading rainbows

I love the idea of technological progress being measured in terms of how much civilization one can accidentally eat.

Photo 29 Jul 135,567 notes

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